A local ice cream parlor invites you to create a new wacky flavor. It needs to channel the very essence of your personality. What’s in it?
Now you know that ain’t right. That’s a set-up for every man. I mean I could be wrong. It could just be me. But, eh, let’s do it. I can keep it clean.
Chocolate. Yeah, chocolate ice cream. Dark chocolate. Not that I’m dark or that I like dark women, but I well enjoy some chocolate ice cream and, uh, let’s go ahead and include some Chunky (candy bar) chunks. Let’s now swirl in some peanut butter. Yeah, we’ll do that. Now cover that with some unsalted cashews and chocolate covered almonds. Oh yeah. Not done, nope. Add some fudge please. Yeah. And for color, let’s stick a ring of pineapple on top.
Ready to eat?